♪♪ Announcer: Imagine modern possibilities and genetic science connecting.

Imagine your capabilities and reproductive cloning combining.

Now imagine that everything you ever wanted but didn't have time for is possible.

Zelos.

Be more.

Be envied.

-Mordecai: Hey.

-Maria: Hey.

Did you get the two large?

Mordecai: Yep.

Hey, you better -- you better hide that evidence before Ari gets here.

Maria: Yeah, you mean -- you mean -- you mean this?

-Mordecai: Uh-huh.

-Maria: Uh-huh.

Mordecai: Yes, I mean that.

Okay?

-Maria: Yeah.

-Mordecai: Okay?

Okay.

Maria: Oh, shit.

-Mordecai, come on.

-Mordecai: What?

Maria: I told you to empty the recycling container.

There's no fucking room.

Mordecai: What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Maria: I'm trying to get down.

Ari: Hi!

-Hi.

-Maria: Hi.

Ari: Sorry.

We're a little bit early.

Maria: No.

No, it's okay.

It's, uh... [ Laughs ] Wow.

That's -- I told you not to make anything.

Ari: Oh, what kind of a friend would I be if I didn't bring something?

Oh, and I also made my bouillabaisse.

-Mordecai: You did?

-Ari: Mm-hmm.

Mordecai: Oh, thank you.

Thank you.

Maria: Oh, the bouillabaisse.

Ari: Yeah.

Mordecai: Hey, no.

Maria: Just give me a second.

[ Breathing heavily ] You guys can stop talking about me now.

David: Uh, that's a lovely blouse.

-Maria: Oh, thanks.

-Ari: You want some, uh -- Maria: Oh.

Probably.

David: Uh, you doing okay?

Maria: Yeah, yeah.

I'm good.

Good, good, good, good.

Just, uh, think I'm a little allergic to Ari's perfume or something.

But I'm -- I am good now.

Ari: Well, um, I was just saying that I signed both of us up for the Realtors' 10K fun run for the homeless.

Maria: Oh, the -- Ari: I know you're not much of a runner, but I just thought as co-chairs of the committee, it would be the responsible thing to set a good example.

-Don't you think?

-Maria: Yeah.

I'm -- I'm totally -- I'm totally game for that.

-Ari: Great.

-Maria: Oh, this is filthy.

-Let me -- -Ari: It's fine.

It's fine.

Maria: No, it's really gross.

Ari: Maria, leave it.

It's fine.

Maria: Okay.

All right.

Ari: You know what?

Actually, maybe it does need a little rinse.

Mordecai: Is she really gonna be exactly like you?

Maria: Well, I gave them my DNA, so... Let's just hope she doesn't look like Mickey Rourke.

What the fuck is she wearing?

Mordecai: You sure about this?

Maria: Hurry up.

Ugh.

Zelos: [ Gasps ] What the fuck am I wearing?

Maria: Hi.

Zelos: What was Ari's time last year?

Maria: 59.

I'm hoping to do it in 57.

Is your handwriting nicer than mine?

Shit.

If you can bake like Ari, we're in business.

Zelos: I'll work on it.

Hunter: Mom, I need more glue.

Morning, Auntie Zelos.

-Zelos: Morning, Hunter.

-Maria: Sweetie, your face.

Hunter: Don't go in my room.

Zelos: What are you doing?

Maria: He needs my help.

Zelos: You run.

We can't beat Ari if we don't train.

I'll help Hunter with his project.

♪♪ Maria: 4:30?

No, I can't.

I-I promised I-I'd take my daug-- Girl: Mom!

Maria: Well, actually, I-I totally can.

Yeah, hold on a second.

15 minutes?

Yeah, that's fine.

Okay.

Great.

♪♪ [ Alarm beeping ] [ Beeping stops ] I got to go.

Mordecai: Not even a quickie?

Maria: No, I got to get my run in.

If I don't do it now, I'll never do it.

[ Sighs ] And I still have to make up signs for the Realtors' open house.

Mordecai: Can't Zelos do it?

Maria: She can't.

She's baking cookies for Hunter's party.

Mordecai: Ever since you got caught up in this stupid race, you hardly spend any time with me.

No late-night films, no planning our trip to Tokyo.

It's just nothing.

Nothing.

Maria: I'm sorry, okay?

When I get done with the race, I'll make it up to you.

Okay?

And Old Faithful.

Mordecai: I miss you.

Zelos: Everybody at the office really wants you to beat Ari.

There's a whole bet going on.

Maria: I don't even like running.

I love him, Zelos.

I'm just -- I'm overwhelmed.

[ Sighs ] Zelos: Everything's gonna be okay.

[ Breathing heavily ] Maria: [ Breathing heavily ] [ Shower running ] [ Both moaning ] Mordecai: That feels so amazing.

Maria: [ Crying ] Zelos: I thought you'd be happy.

We helped your marriage.

I've never felt so alive.

He loves you.

[ Dialing ] Maria: Returns department.

Zelos: What are you doing?

Maria: [ Clears throat ] There's got to be a way to... abort her, send her back, something.

Mordecai: Abort her?

Maria, she's not like a rug from Ikea you can return if it doesn't tie the room together.

-She's a person.

-Maria: Yeah.

Mordecai: Sort of.

What the hell, Maria?

I thought you loved Zelos.

The children love her.

Maria: What about you?

Mordecai: Yeah, I like having her around.

Maria: Yeah.

I need to tell you something.

I'm sorry.

Mordecai: I hope you beat Ari.

♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] Maria: [ Breathing heavily ] Don't worry, Ari.

It's just a race.

There's always next year.

David: It's okay.

Woman: No.

No, it's not.

Ari's gonna send me back.

David: No.

I won't let her, Zelos.

I love you.

I love you so much.

♪♪ -Mordecai: 5?

-Hunger: 9.

[ Dice rattling ] ♪♪